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Alexander: "She told you she doesn't like me? Alexander: "What were her exact words? Karen: "Well, what difference does it make? Who cares if she doesn't like you?
Does everybody in the world have to like you? Karen: "Well, now I hate you! Kramer: "Now, what does the little man inside you say? See, you gotta listen to the little man. Richards: "The little man knows all! Alexander: "My little man's an idiot! Wayne Knight: "Love is a spice with many tastes Wayne Knight: "Ah, yes Seinfeld: "Ya didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex? That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.
Kramer: "I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Richards: "They're prisons! Man-made prisons! You're doin' time! You get up in the morning -- she's there. You go to sleep at night -- she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to, to use the bathroom Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
Richards: "Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating Ya know what ya do at dinner? Richards: "You talk about your day How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?
Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How 'bout you? How was your day? Seinfeld: "I'm glad we had this talk. Seinfeld: "The question is Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "I'm queen of the castle. Seinfeld: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi! He tried to lam, but they cheesed him. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! I've never been the bad boy. Are you confident in the 'I love you' return? That's one of our top-selling candy bars It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! Kramer: Well he started it! I'ts for king and queeno! You really should do peice for Times. Jerry Hmm, look to cookie Elaine, look to cookie. Seinfeld: "Well Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return George Costanza: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Art collector, commenting on The Kramer : "He is a loathsome, offensive brute John O'Hurley as Peterman: "I am smack dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned cat fight!
Phil Morris: "Oh Henry Phil Morris: "It's an infringement on your constitutional rights Phil Morris: "It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. Phil Morris: "Oh, and by the way They're real, and they're spectacular. Wayne Knight as Newman: "All right All right, you go ahead. You go ahead! You keep it secret! But you remember this: When you control the mail, you control Wayne Knight: "If I'm curt, then I apologize.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby. Louis-Dreyfus: " The dingo ate your baby. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Do you think I should call him and apologize?
Seinfeld: " Yes. He's a doctor. Guy: "Did Alexander: "Double-dipped? What are you talking about? Guy: "You dipped the chip Guy: "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!
Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus: "Eeehhh! George Salsa is now number one condiment America Jerry You know why? Because people like to say 'salsa'. You're wasting everyone's time. Jerry: Yeah, you better give me insurance because I am gonna beat hell out this thing. Jerry She's into it. George Into what? Jerry The menage, and not only that she just called me she told me she spoke with the roomate and the roomate's into the menage too.
George That's unbelievable! Jerry Oh it's a scene man. Because if you wanna get hurt I could hurt you. Steinburner's here, George is dead! Call me back! We've got web pages you can read and laught and pages you can not look at online.
Kramer hits floor Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy. The Tractor story. He's a mimbo. Jerry Seinfeld: "All right Seinfeld: "I can't believe I'm losing Pam!
Kramer: "Oh, c'mon, man. Help a brother out. I'm very, very dangerous! Kramer: "Will you stop it, man? You're freakin' me out! What in God's name are we doing? We're like children. What about Pam? Seinfeld: "Yeah? Serenity now Jerry Stiller: "Serenity now! It's not a lie if you believe it. Everybody has to like me! I must be liked! I missed out on the make-up sex! Yes, I am. Sfx: Door knock. Seinfeld: "Newman! Open the door, Newman, I know you're in there!
What a pleasant surprise. Now let's just cut the crap! Mortified and stupefied! Barney Martin as Morty Seinfeld: "Eeehhh! Because people like to say 'salsa' moops. Odd and Silly We've got web pages you can read and laught and pages you can not look at online. George Costanza: "How hard could it be? It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. They're real, and they're spectacular.
Mortified and stupefied! I would advise against that. Why don't you do something with your life?? Sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society! All right, you go ahead. You go ahead! You keep it secret! But you remember this: When you control the mail, you control I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm going to be. From now on, I'm Cosmo! I'm very, very dangerous!
Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.
The price
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